We suck dicks. We swallow. Sometime we spit. We deepthroat, we bite, we suck on the balls. We lick pussies.
We fuck. We put things in our orifices: toys, cocks, fingers, wrists. We kiss. We moan, scream, talk. We talk dirty. We read erotic novels with our hand down our pants. We sext, we flirt, we cheat.
We cum swap, we wife swap. We go to orgies, we have threesomes. We have open relationships, committed relationships, no relationships. We tie, we grope, we lick, we spank. We use condoms. Sometimes, we don’t use condoms. We take pills, sniff poppers, and eat ginger.
We cum on chests, in mouths, in pussies, in buttholes, on backs, on the bed, on faces, in the hair. We’re tops, we’re bottoms. We only do missionary, we only do doggy style.
We like big breasts, we like small breasts. We play with nipples, we play with the clitoris.
We love, we like, we lust. We fuck in our bed, in our cars, in our kitchen, on the floor, up against the wall, in a hotel room, in the bathroom, at the office, in the pool, under our desk, on our terrace, in the shower.
We jerk off. We watch porn. We buy sex magazines. We livestream sex shows. We go to sex clubs. We go to sex shows. Sometimes we go to porn cinemas.
We felch, we fist, we rim, we fantasize. We snowball. We do stupid things, we do great things, we do fun things. We sleep with our boyfriends, our girlfriends, our wives, our husbands, complete strangers. We sleep with the neighbor’s wife, our boyfriend’s best friend, older people, younger people. We meet people online, we meet them in bars, we meet them at dinners, weddings, parties, and on the street.
We fuck before church. We break our fast by sucking a cock. We never have sex at all.
We de-virginize, we re-virginize. We like it tight, we like it loose, we like it clean, we like it dirty. We shave our pussies, our chests, our balls, our legs.
We do it in the morning, we do in the afternoon. We do it in the middle of the night.
We do most of this every day.
Absolutely none of this however has anything to do with the police, the government, the ISF, the moral police, the medical board, TV show hosts, or the media, as long as it is between consenting adults.
Now let us fuck in peace. (Join us if you want. It might make you feel better!)
saseen
August 1, 2012
brilliant
witchylisa
August 1, 2012
The only thing that’s missing is a catchy beat.
Nour
August 1, 2012
very nicely said:)
CzICantTell (@CzICantTell)
August 1, 2012
Very Well Said
Ahmad Osman
August 1, 2012
Beautiful.
Paymon Ebrahimzadeh
August 2, 2012
LOVE THIS. Equality is proved by emotion; you make it tactile. Thank you!
Rima
August 2, 2012
We need a sexual revolution! We need our own Arab Spring..
abdelxyz
August 2, 2012
i would love to know how one goes about ‘re-virginizing’… 🙂
witchylisa
August 2, 2012
Female: hymen reconstruction
Males: Lying about it
abdelxyz
August 3, 2012
males: ice cream
Christine
October 18, 2012
Love it! I went through it nodding and shaking my head yes and no. Mentally going through the list as if it was written for me. It was that relate-able!
P.S. Now I have to rush off to UrbanDictionary.com find out the meaning of some words 😉
ohmyhappiness
October 18, 2012
Haha! I hope the post can give you some ideas. 🙂 Thanks for reading Christine!