Actual reactions to me coming out to friends and acquaintances.
– Are you sure?
– When did you decide you didn’t like girls?
– Do you like Mariah Carey?
– Don’t you want children?
– Do you think I’m cute? Am I your type?
– I love Jean Paul Gaultier!
– So are you the man or the woman?
– Have you ever seen a naked woman?
– Why?
– You don’t look gay!
– What do you think of Brad Pitt?
– Is that why you got a tattoo?
– Have you seen a therapist?
– I’m so sorry!
– Have you been tested?
– So you actually look at the penises in porn?
– There’s this guy at work that’s gay. Do you know him?
– So you like it up the butt?
– It’s OK. God still loves you!
– That’s fine, but we can’t be friends anymore.
– Do you like to wear dresses?
– Have you tried praying?
– I’ll pray for you.
– I feel sorry for your parents.
– Do you think my boyfriend is gay?
ohmyhappiness 
Haven Pursuer
May 27, 2015
I came out to a girl and her reaction goes like this: “YA HABIBI YO2BORNEH TIZO *she grabs my butt* you’re my new bff”. The awkward thing is that we’re not that close and my best friend who’s a girl doesn’t even consider touching my butt.. and she did.
Ælgorn
June 2, 2015
I got exactly halve of these reactions, plus the following story:
One of my straight guy friends asked me if I were interested in him when I came out and when I told him that I wasn’t he called his best friend on the phone and yelled “DUDE I JUST GOT FRIENDZONED BY A GAY GUY” and hung up and yeah now we’re very platonically close.
thehomosexuallyfrustrated
June 19, 2015
When I came out to my best friend she was like “Are you 100% sure or is this just a phase?” And that is why I LOVE her.