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December 5, 2012

OK, so I sat down and wrote down a list of all the guys I’ve slept with. I actually took a paper and pen and tried to think back on every cock, ass, or lips that I’ve ever come into contact with. I defined “guys I’ve slept with” as anything more than heavy petting. It’s […]

Raja Goes to the Doctor

November 27, 2012

I hate going to a new doctor/a doctor I haven’t come out to, especially when it has to do with my penis. I’ve been feeling pain when urinating recently, so I went to see this urologist. In an ideal world, this is how I would’ve liked that visit to go: – So Raja, tell me, […]

Random Memories

September 18, 2012

1984. My father has just returned from a trip to the states. Among the many gifts he has brought back, he gives my brother, sister and I a stack of postcards, telling us that we should divide them up. One of them immediately grabs my attention. It is the close-up of a gorgeous face of […]

Who’s On Top?

August 29, 2012

Warning: This is what a post looks like when I’m trying to think something through that has too many layers and on which I have done very little to no research at all. In other words, this post is all over the place. Your thoughts are very much appreciated. When I was starting to deal […]

We Suck Dicks

August 1, 2012

We suck dicks. We swallow. Sometime we spit. We deepthroat, we bite, we suck on the balls. We lick pussies. We fuck. We put things in our orifices: toys, cocks, fingers, wrists. We kiss. We moan, scream, talk. We talk dirty. We read erotic novels with our hand down our pants. We sext, we flirt, […]

Straight-acting

July 26, 2012

This is an actual conversation I’ve had with a man on Grindr. I seem to spend most of my time on there trying to talk sense into horny boys. Maybe I’m wasting my time? *** Profile: “I’m straight-acting. UB2. Absolutely no fems and no bottoms.” Him: Hi Me: Hello! H: Top or bottom M: You’ve […]

But

May 17, 2012

I’m not homophobic, but seeing two guys kiss disgusts me. I’m not racist, but Indians smell bad. I have no problems with Muslims, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable dating one. I have lesbian friends, but what’s with the not shaving? My friend is dating a Syrian, but they’re so stupid. I’m completely fine with Christians, […]

War and Happiness

April 17, 2012

I have a hard time writing about the war. Case in point: this post, that I was planning to have ready by April 13. 4 days later, I’m still rewriting it. But I’m not the only one. No one ever talks or writes about the war. Or rather, no one talks or writes about the […]